Pet Grooming Humor!
Think about it… there are many reasons why your dog’s haircut costs more than yours!
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You don't go for 8 weeks and never wash or brush your hair.
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Your hairdresser doesn't have to carry you back & forth, kicking & screaming, to the sink.
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Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end and give you a sanitary trim.
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Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears!
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Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.
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You don't bite & scratch your hairdresser.
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Your hair cut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.
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Your hairdresser only washes and cuts hair on your head!
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You don't decide to do an Operatic Solo at the top of your lungs & encourage all other patrons to join in!
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The likelihood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim.
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You sit still; you don't stand then sit and twirl around for hours.
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You don't hump the customers with total indiscretion as to who's watching!
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You don't kick the person in the face when they try to give you a pedicure.
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You walk calmly to the chair when they call your name instead of running away.
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These are things that happen every day, I kid you not!
