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Pet Grooming Humor!

Think about it… there are many reasons why your dog’s haircut costs more than yours!

 

  • You don't go for 8 weeks and never wash or brush your hair.

  • Your hairdresser doesn't have to carry you back & forth, kicking & screaming, to the sink.

  • Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end and give you a sanitary trim.

  • Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears!

  • Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.

  • You don't bite & scratch your hairdresser.

  • Your hair cut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.

  • Your hairdresser only washes and cuts hair on your head!

  • You don't decide to do an Operatic Solo at the top of your lungs & encourage all other patrons to join in!

  • The likelihood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim.

  • You sit still; you don't stand then sit and twirl around for hours.

  • You don't hump the customers with total indiscretion as to who's watching!

  • You don't kick the person in the face when they try to give you a pedicure.

  • You walk calmly to the chair when they call your name instead of running away.

These are things that happen every day, I kid you not! 

 

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